May 2013
284 posts
crispyweave:
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
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i swear to god i’m outing the next closeted gay person to claim homophobia and start talking about how much gay people are ruining the world.
i know nobody should ever be outed for any reason but i am SOOOOO FUCKING SICK OF THIS. IT’S THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE PASSING LEGISLATION AGAINST THE GAY COMMUNITY.
can you say GEORGE REKERS?
RICHARD CURTIS?
CALEB HESSE
GLENN MURPHY JR
JIM...
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lol randy has a plan-dy
one more hangout this week. by the end of it, I guarantee you’ll have gone head over heels, wanting me badddd.
so make plans with me, fool.
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youuidiotkid:
you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
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-logs onto schoolloop-
PreCalculus Final Exam Part 1: 91% A
okay so far so gud -scrolls down-
PreCalculus Final Exam Part 2: 21% F
lol whoops
inbox:
Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
animehusband:
yo this chicken is raw as fuck
*dies from salmonella poisoning*
railroadsoftware:
nosdrinker:
oppa spongebob style
thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members
rneerkat:
i thought the beef was from a male cow but that was a miss steak
thisisb:
Being in a relationship is kinda like Pokemon. If someone really wants to be with you they better have a lot of fuckin balls to catch you. You’re a fuckin rare legendary not some easy rattata.
svviffer:
*ends my prayers with omg*
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
claydols:
damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
richwhitelesbian:
he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
fuckoffcats:
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
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actually though
today’s already fucking horrible
funny how my life was amazing like two weeks ago too wtf happened
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who wants to tag me in my 10th senior will lol
“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except...”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via temporary-highs)
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My parents.
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My mom’s not getting any retirement benefits/money whatsoever, and my dad’s barely getting any.
As bad as this sounds, I don’t think either of them deserve my support. Up until last year, they’ve been nothing but shitty parents who fucked up their oldest child’s mental health. Because of them, I hurt myself for years. Because of them, I cry every 3-5...
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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please don’t leave my life this summer
i can’t be alone this summer
i really really really can’t
please god let these four months be good
